IN OFFENCE OF PETER QUILL

Star-Lord has a lot to answer for.

I try not blame characters for having

emotions…                    but…

my spider-boi had the fucking gauntlet

FOR FUCK SAKE!

Okay, okay, I need to calm down

                                                           but

He really upset me, okay?

Gamora is cool and all but                    but

             Uh    half the universe died because he couldn’t

Do his goddamn job and GUARD THE GALAXY!

I know he’s fictional and I need to get over it already.

I know he was upset and wanted vengeance for his

‘long-term booty-call’                                                                                           YUCK

I know that I need to calm down and stop feeling sad

                            But

I’m still hurt!

So hurt. Ouch my heart.  What a twat.

Fuck off Star-Lord.